I'm not lost. I'm taking the scenic route.

A lot of this is a love note to my wife but there will occasionally be a random thought thrown in every once in a while.

Thursday, September 29, 2005

I missed a sign somewhere.

What am I doing with all of these girls? When I was 18 I thought it would be cool to live in a house full of women. You know the fantasy. They cater to your every need and you get wgat you want when you want it and they are all beautiful. I just never thought I would be related to them. Some of it is true. They are all beautiful. Do I get catered to? A little. Do I get what I want when I want it? If it not to much trouble. My wife and I have four daughters. I am the only male in the house. We have two cats that used to be boys that are in the house and 1 dog that still is a boy that lives outside. My wife tells me he can come in the house when he gets fixed too. This brings us to a delicate and tricky situation. How long before I have to make the choice between getting "fixed" and living in the house or not getting "fixed and moving outside with the dog? Some days I wonder. I do not think my getting fixed is going to be a quick thing. It seems to be more gradual. The other day my one of my daughters gave me a hug goodnight. While doing this I asked her if she had taken off her make-up. What kind of guy asks if a girl has taken off her make-up before going to bed? Appearently one that lives with 5 females. When I realized what I had said my wife told me I was just being a good dad but it seems something else is happening. I cry at movies now, I want to be color coordinated and my wife does my finger nails. I am slowly absorbing estrogen and I don't know how to make it stop! Luckily my breast have not gotten bigger. I need to take up a hyper maculant hobby like lumberjacking or hunting. Where is my rifle? I need to shoot something.

They are Letting Me be a Parent?

My wife and I have been trying to adopt 4 sisters for the past 2 years. This last week it finally came to a close! I am sure that every father goes through some sort of life examination when ever they have a child and I am no different. I look at myself and wonder "What the hell are they thinking giving me a child?" What is even worse is that they are all girls. Their ages are 2, 5, 12 and 13. We have been their foster parents for over 2 years so we know them very well and they call us mom and dad. I have had some of these feelings for a while. Am I good enough to be a dad? Am I smart enough to be a dad? Will they think I am cool? The answer to all of these questions is probably a big "NO". My biggest question is'"What am I going to do when they start bringing boys home?" I was 15 when I started dating and I remember what I was like. My wife tells me I am still like that. I also know that girls bring home boys like their dad. What does that say about the boys they are going to bring home? It says that they are going to get ran out of my house is what it means! I am not going to have some walking hormone taking my daughter out and hanging out in his behind a empty building! How do I know this is what boys want to do? Because I did it! Now I know a lot of this will have to do with my daughters and how they act but they will be fully aware of what to look for when (if) they go out. Now I know why my dad said my sister couldn't date until she was 50.
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